If you give a twin a cookie…you’ll have to give the other twin a cookie, too…
and they’ll want sippy cups of milk to go with it…
And while you sit at the table with your laptop, naively blogging….
They’ll spit some of the milk in the sippy cups onto their highchair trays…
And they’ll make this…
And some of this…
And your floor that was so lovingly scrubbed and squeaky will look like this…
…because somehow, twins already know how to open up the sandwich cookie and eat the filling and throw the cookie bones to the floor…
…because apparently they are twin cookie geniuses when it comes to cookie filling…
And while you are still blogging, they’ll empty the package…
And you’ll be thinking how quiet and cooperative they are being…until you look up from your screen and see their little faces….
…which means you’ll have to put them in the bathtub…and the water will turn chocolate brown…but on the up side, your bathroom will smell like cookies…
And once they’re all clean…
they’ll probably want another cookie…
And you’ll probably let them have it….
Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:03:00 +0000julielylescarr
