I don’t want to necessarily alarm anyone.
But I am concerned about Spider Man.
At least, the Spider Man action figure who lives at my house.
‘Cuz I’ve been finding bits of him all over the house.
Poor Spidy…
I have a theory.
Because this kind of thing just can’t be random.
So here it is.
I suspect…
…that Spidy has now been bitten by a lizard.
And when faced with dangerous situations can detach various appendages.
Just like a lizard.
Just like a lizard will shed its tail, if necessary.
I think it’s a pretty solid theory.
But feel free to weigh in with your ideas….



